So! This is my last 23andMe post, and here's your reward for reading through my paid content: you get (a chance to win) a prize! I mean, besides the sense of smug self-satisfaction one usually gets from reading such challenging material as a Modernity Ward blog post. Ahem. Anyway.
To win a free 23andMe DNA test, here is your quest: Tell me, in the comments section, what most hilariously embarrassing trait you possess that you hope and pray is genetic, because the thought that either 1) it's just you, and you're alone in having toenails that smell like a neglected litterbox or 2) compulsively scratching your treasure trail is a learned behavior and has no genetic component -- well, it's just way too much for you to handle.
Yeah, not even 23andMe can test for that. Still, I'll do a random drawing of all the commenters, and winner will get a free spit kit. Official rules here. EDITED TO ADD: Forgot to specify an end-date -- let's say 6 p.m. Eastern Time on Monday, June 22.