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Danae

"Would you take a day-old turd and stuff it back in?"

Dude, I would just love to be inside your head for one day. Just one day. You crack me the hell up. You totally rock, Jo.

Oh, and I say, Fuck it!

Julia

If it's any consolation, I actually have better luck with Fuck-It Julia is in control. More fun, too.

Anne

Seriously Jo you freak me out in a totally positive way, I swear I’ve got a bit of a girl crush on you. Not to mention the similarities:

Works in library: check
Dislikes/bored with job: check
Husband in grad school: check
Fuck it attitude: CHECK (although at the moment I’m fighting it – but it’s a long weekend)
Greatly amused by poo stories: check
Sexy tattoo on back of the neck: check (your tattoo looks sexier my tat is much smaller/very personal)

Now if I were a brunette I would swear we were long-lost sisters or something like that – freaky!

And by the way, Fuck it! And have a great long weekend!

getupgrrl

"But IT'S BEEN IN YOUR ASS."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Do it again!

"But IT'S BEEN IN YOUR ASS."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! More!

"But IT'S BEEN IN YOUR ASS."

[head explodes from laughing]

jilbur

AHHHHHAHAHAhahahahahhahha!!!! ...
*sigh* Oh man that felt good.
Now excuse me, I have to go clean that Prep H tube--it's about six months overdue ...

gretchenosis

a choice entry, indeed. i must say, you've more than made up for your absence with some of the best bloggin yet.

Jo

Aw, you're just saying that because of the feces.


Karen

Jo, this new fascination with poo and all things related to poo is quite refreshing. You're one of the only writers I know that can address the scatalogical arts with such grace and aplomb. Hurrah!

I love this post, and I love you and your new fecal fixation. Fuck It Karen is in full swing, too, but she doesn't put anything in her ass, much to husband's dismay.

(sorry!)

Sam

Because there is no way in HELL that I am going to be pregnant ANY TIME SOON, I will smoke the bowls, drink the vodka, puff on my cancer sticks just too eke out a little comfort. Oh, you might say, that's bad for the (future) babies????
Well, they sent me a memo saying they won't be here for years, if ever, so go ahead and party. Really, they really did.

Kara

Too friggin funny to be reading this at work, which happens to be in a library, thanks for the laugh, needed that. 8*)

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